February 2013
1 post
October 2012
1 post
“I am a prickly ice cactus bear that is freezing it’s ass off and trusts...”
– Me [chatting with a friend about personalities]
July 2012
1 post
Wisdom of June (2012 Edition)
Try not to be in denial about how much pain you are in. Even though its just a stupid bike wreck, your collarbone could be broken. Seriously.
Although autonomy/self sufficiency seems like the better option, that’s just your pride speaking.
Maybe it’s not the best idea to become chums with your older guy neighbors…*shudder*
You don’t have to be besties to be good...
June 2012
1 post
“Why won’t you text me back?”
May 2012
1 post
WHEN I SEE HOW MUCH TEXTBOOKS COST NEXT SEMESTER
Haha
January 2012
6 posts
I hate change, but I love to try new things…
“Huh. They seem like a nice enough cult.”
Why do we assume insults are sincere, but compliments are not?
THEMUSINGSOFANARTSTUDENT
I was musing in class last week that the decision to unify countries without the basis/foundation of God could be speculated to be made in vain, being that it could have been formed with the basis of greed and ill will, rather than for the good of all. Each nation wants something for themselves, and this is a take-take relationship rather than a giving relationship. This begs the question, are...
Wisdom of the end of 2011
Some Wisdom.
To kick off 2012:
Jack is not my friend.
Don’t trust a man. Ever.
Even if he has a girlfriend.
90% of all cute guys are jerks.
If you cry, the guy teasing you will flip out.
New Year’s Resolutions/goals of 2012:
Read all of Psalms over the quarter.
Run several times a week.
Graduate from CSCC.
October 2011
1 post
Epic Universe Battle
I was in an intense internal struggle today. I don’t need to stay and talk to the cute boy in class. Eating food is more important. Universe Thwarted.
July 2011
5 posts
You know you have a true friend when he can say “good night beautiful” in a completely platonic but complementary way. Having a good friend be so caring for me when I feel so incredibly alone makes it hurt a whole lot less. To anyone reading this, tell someone you care. They might be feeling unloved, and a simple caring message might make them cry with thankfulness for God’s...
You know it's the Sideways House when...
There is art everywhere.
Everyone is always eating.
There are almost always home baked goodies.
Only the residents of the house laugh at their jokes.
The air conditioning vent is defiled.
Getting ready for a house hangout is a cleaning frenzy.
Getting all 5 of us ready to go somewhere is a clothing horror film.
You know it's The Establishment House when....
Everything in their fridge looks like it might grow legs and walk out of the fridge.
Posters are only on the walls to cover up punch holes.
Firecrackers get thrown around in the house. (Sometimes at you)
You get made fun of in Hebrew.
What? Yehhhh.
You and your best friend will probably be sneak attacked if you sit too close together.
You will most likely be shouted at many times.
You have...
“The only reason I would really want to get married is so I would have someone to...”
– Me, in a moment of silliness. xP
June 2011
4 posts
Load 'em up and move 'em out.
The day has finally come. Well… it’s 30 minutes into Friday anyway. Today is the day I move out of my parents house and in with 4 other girls into a Xenos Ministry House! I am so excited I could just explode. My life is almost ready for transport in 30 smallish boxes. And I am writing in choppily short sentences. This is what happens when I get excited. I start to sound like a morse...
Old Memories
I’ve been going through all of my things and throwing away anything I don’t need to keep, and these are a few of the gems I uncovered. Young me was a bit overdramatic.
“Girls were coming up to Jake and saying, ‘You’re hot!’ and ‘I like your sunglasses!’ I smirked from behind my curtain of invisibility”
“My future boyfriend (if one ever...
Wisdom of June
Even though Michigan is the mortal enemy of the Buckeyes, it is a gorgeous state. [Experience]
It is a lot less creeperish when you have met in person the guy who pokes you on facebook. [Seth Andrew Michael Gardner]
Nut and chocolate trail mix has far too many M&Ms to remain rationally balanced with the nuts. [Snacktime]
True friends make giant sand boobs for their small chested besties...
May 2011
8 posts
TAKING OUT GUM IN CLASS....BAHAHAH
followguru:
Your friend sees and looks at you like
So you give them a piece
Five minutes later, someone asks if you have gum
“BUT I SAW YOU GIVE —-“
The next second
So…
I laugh at anyone who tries to use the fact that I don’t have texting as a reason to not make an effort to hang out. News flash boys, I don’t have texting, and I keep up a rather normal social life. It’s this thing called actually trying. Sorry it isn’t super convenient for you to have me around? I’m not a quick and easy, on-the-go toaster waffle.
[end of rant]
On...
April 2011
19 posts
being stupid is so much fun...i reblogged this...
drippingsarcasmenthusiast:
cornersofyourbed:
kjakerz:
karinawitzigreuter:
when someone talks to you:
when you and your bestfriend say something at the same time:
At a 5 star restoraunt:
Laughing:
Talknig to your crush:
Explaining directions to someone:
Flirting:
Giving your bestfriend a hug:
And people just look at you like:
and you’re just like:
...
“Girls look at celebrities and feel bad about themselves? I look at Justin Bieber...”
– My little brother
Oh yeah. John Mayer.
I am so loving the fact that blues started yesterday at swing, and I really wanted some John Mayer, and then realized I had two of his albums in my itunes. It’s like christmas! xD
So... thunderstorm outside
evenifweresinking:
my expectation:
Reality:
Hahha, I just like the top picture.
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when...
justanotherteenagedreamer:
rikercrissdarrenlynch:
acciovoldy:
a-der-der-der:
shehasbigblueeyes:
After I get over the momentary shock, I’m all:
Wisdom of April
Things that I have come to realize in this short time that is April:
Facebook is a gigantic waste of time. The people who really care will find other means of contacting you, and will actually hang out with you in person
Running is amazing.
When you get lost, climb the super-steep ravine immediately to your right. You will have fun, and then have a better grasp of where you are in the...
when a photograph isn't just a photograph
loveischocolate:
I hear the frogs ribbiting outside. I love it.
Today was just amazing. Getting up at 6 tomorrow to go running with my bestie in our PJs. Time will tell if this was the stupidest idea in the world or not. Hopefully I survive.
Epic Discovery
Sleep is so much better than staying up talking to boys. Seriously. Tasha and I have discovered this, and our lifestyles have improved greatly.
Laundry Worm
I am a Laundry Worm.
Because I love my laundry when it’s warm.
“I’M SO PEEVED!”
– Balloonshop
March 2011
2 posts
The Sort-Of Manifesto of a Creature with a Shell
I’m kinda like a really funky turtle.
I am funky in that I go up to people, and I am friendly, but when they start poking with my feelings I withdraw.
If you are jumping in and out of my life like a stray cat, don’t expect me to get attached to you. Just sayin’
Slow and steady wins the race (even tho that was a tortoise).
